Spider-Man Screening Evacuated by a Hulk-Sized Fart in Colombia

Even Spider-Man’s spidey-sense couldn’t detect this one coming.

On August 2, 2026, a screening of Spider-Man: Brand New Day at a Cine Colombia theater in Cartagena’s Plaza Bocagrande mall took a dramatic turn when a single audience member unleashed what witnesses described as a “rotten,” Hulk-sized fart. The smell was so powerful and persistent that it filled the auditorium, forcing security to evacuate hundreds of moviegoers mid-film.

A Superhero-Level Stink Attack

Videos from the scene show crowds pouring into the hallways with disgusted faces, while one dedicated fan in a full Spider-Man costume stood calmly checking his phone amid the chaos — apparently unfazed by either villains or biological warfare. Some audience members later said the odor was so bad they refused to return to their seats even after staff aired out the theater.

The movie itself never stopped rolling. It played all the way to the credits while most of the audience had already fled for fresh air. Speculations flew online: Was it a genuine gastrointestinal emergency? A deliberate prank involving “Liquid Ass” spray? The culprit remains unidentified and, wisely, anonymous.

Local Reaction

One viewer summed it up perfectly: “To ruin a whole cinema like that, only God knows what that person ate.” Another joked that Brand New Day may feature big Marvel action, but nobody expected the strongest force in the room to come from the audience.

No one was hurt (except perhaps the pride of the mystery farter), and the theater eventually resumed normal operations. Still, for many who were there, the real post-credits scene was the walk of shame out of the auditorium.

In the end, Spider-Man fought crime on screen while one brave (or reckless) soul fought a losing battle with their own digestive system. Some heroes wear capes. Others just clear the room.

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